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Monday, April 29, 2013

How to …. (explain a process)




Week #102        GBE 2: Blog On    Elizabeth Grace!

How to ….  (explain a process)


While working in Human Resources at UPS, one of my tasks was to teach new supervisors the difference between a Job Description and Work Instructions.  The Job Description tells you who does a specific job.  The Work instructions tell you how to accomplish the task.  As an example, after dropping a cardigan sweater onto the floor, one of the new supervisors had to talk me through putting the sweater back on.  Needless to say, I didn’t divert an inch from the vague initial instructions given, and often wore my sweater either on the top of my head or as pants!

Explaining a task teaches several lessons.  Are you a detail person?  Do you expect others to “read” into your explanation?  How do you react when your instructions aren’t followed as you anticipated?   Do you expect others to have the background knowledge that you have in order to understand your instructions? Teaching others, teaches us about ourselves.

Back to the sweater laying on the floor.  Proper instructions to a reasonable adult are as follows;

Look at the sweater to ascertain where the collar is located.  With your right hand, reach out and grasp the sweater by the collar section.  Pick the sweater up to determine which way it may need to be turned to don.  With the sweater in your right hand, if the label is facing you slowly raise your left hand and glide it into the arm hole on the right hand side of the garment tag. Pushing your hand all the way through the sleeve until your hand is visible past the cuff.  Slide your right hand approximately four inches to the right of your current hand hold so that the sweater drapes around your back and across your shoulders.  Hunch your right shoulder to accommodate comfort.  Double your right hand up, raise your fist to shoulder height and slowly move your hand into the sleeve, pushing past the cuff.  Your cardigan sweater should either button or zip in the front.

I hope you have a warm and comfortable spring!

leigh

Z - can it be for anything other than ZOMBIE?!


I have joined the group  "Blogging from A to Z.  This is a  a month long challenge to write a short story everyday and each day corresponding to the letter of the alphabet.  I have linked up the site - simply click on the name so that you might read any sort of short story from the huge line-up available.  The stories are supposed to be short so that many can be read, quickly.  Simply a titillation of talent.  Happy reading, and thank you for joining me.  









Z is the ultimate…the last…the last gasp…Z is for Zombie


I felt so guilty, once I learned the truth.  I had not been “there” for my family.  I had been on a holiday with my girl friends.  Thankfully, my husband stayed home.  His quick mind pulled things together long before the government keyed anyone in. 

Our first night on a seven day hiatus, we sat sipping martinis while lounging at the outdoor patio.  My friends and I giggled and laughed and had a wonderful time.  Pointing, we “oohed and aahed” over the bright green color illuminating the sky momentarily as the meteor raced overhead.  Turning to one another we remarked that it was a good omen for us to go on our casino trip the next day. 

Tanned and tired we hustled through the Pittsburgh terminal to catch our connecting flight home.  For me, home is in Michigan.  The mitten state, lower peninsula surrounded by water and the upper mitten, nearly surrounded.  Isolated and yet connected.  That has always been the nature of the mitten inhabitants, as well. 

Hustling to the monitors, we stop to check the flight information.  Ready to be on our way, to see our loved ones, and just be in our own homes, we want verification that any return trip wrinkles have be smoothed out.  Cancelled.  All flights to Michigan, cancelled. 
Trying to avoid paying the extra roaming cell phone fees, we had all turned our telephones off.  We had experienced a week of “disconnect to reconnect”.  It had been blissful!  Now, as we remembered to turn the electronic tethers back on, we found messages too numerous to count.  Nearly all of them flagged as urgent!  Each stepping away from the group to listen. 

Staggering back to one another, sobbing we hug each other.  “I need a drink” was the collective consensus.  Not certain what to do, we stumble to the nearest airport restaurant/bar trying to convince ourselves it can’t be true.

There is one television and all eyes are glued to it.  It’s true then.  The state of Michigan has been cut off from all traffic.  None in and especially none out.  The entire state is rimmed with every available military personnel. The unimaginable has actually happened.  Zombies.  People in Michigan have become zombies.  Lurching, red eyed, flesh hungering zombies. 

The calls on my phone are from my husband and daughter.  The stories blurted into my headpiece have my head spinning.  The beautiful meteor my friends and I saw light up the sky brought to Earth an ominous virus.  A virus which at first blush appeared to be affecting the brown eyed population.  However, with each day and more infections, the virus was moving through the population not just via the airborne route but through the vicious biting attacks. 

My husband, my daughter, a few blue eyed friends had all camped together.  They were defending one another.  The stand they had taken included fire arms.  The stand they have taken is honorable and morally defensible.  They have requested no incoming phone calls, fearful the ringtone will arouse notice. 

No one knows how long this virus will last, or if it will ever be eradicated. Speculation among television pundits has only confused everyone.  I know my family isn't watching television, fearful of the noise.  Urban life isn't safe.  Only this type of looter isn't looking for your computer or television set.

I wish and hope they know the signs to look for among one another.  We are told, via the television set, before the hunger set in, before the nearly inhuman strength comes about, the infected person’s eyes turn red.

I only pray that this horrific virus stays among humans. 

leigh

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Y is for Why


I have joined the group  "Blogging from A to Z.  This is a  a month long challenge to write a short story everyday and each day corresponding to the letter of the alphabet.  I have linked up the site - simply click on the name so that you might read any sort of short story from the huge line-up available.  The stories are supposed to be short so that many can be read, quickly.  Simply a titillation of talent.  Happy reading, and thank you for joining me.  




Y is for Why

“Why?”  Those big calf eyes looking up at me.  I couldn’t resist.  Scooping her into my arms I twirled around making her laugh outright.  I do so love to hear her laughter.  At three, she already knows how to push my buttons.  As I set her down, she gives me a sidelong glance and a sly grin spreads across her face.  “Why?” 

leigh

Friday, April 26, 2013

X is for Expectations


I have joined the group  "Blogging from A to Z.  This is a  a month long challenge to write a short story everyday and each day corresponding to the letter of the alphabet.  I have linked up the site - simply click on the name so that you might read any sort of short story from the huge line-up available.  The stories are supposed to be short so that many can be read, quickly.  Simply a titillation of talent.  Happy reading, and thank you for joining me.  








X is for Expectations


Swaying in the breeze, she bent her lower limbs to stroke the little one.  The next generation.  She was proud of how strong he had become.  His trunk grew straight and his limbs even. 

His limbs were even on the five square.  Five feet tall, five limbs evenly spaced on five facets of his trunk.  She counted them often and bragged to her neighboring friends. 

The elm hadn’t been so fortunate, her seedlings hadn’t flourished.  The poplar, on the other hand, seemed to have more offspring than any proper tree should have.  Greedy was the whisper among the treetops.  The maples seemed to have a few very small saplings growing, but they had such succulent sap the deer tended to eliminate them during the winters.

The oaks, in this copse, worked together.  Roots reaching for one another, they nurtured not only one another but especially the young.  Nutrients pulled up from the depths or the sunlight from the treetops were passed along as needed.  It was all or nothing.  This copse was determined, it was all that mattered.

Expectations were high.  This copse of oaks would last another millennium.  There were already several females well over ten feet tall.  Her offspring was the son.  The much awaited, anticipated male. 

She sent a ripple of gratitude to the others.  As much as the breeze caught their leaves, they also chatted with the rhythmic tappings and flappings of those leaves.  They were a glad community.  They had high expectations for their future.

leigh

Thursday, April 25, 2013

W is for Walk in the Clouds


I have joined the group  "Blogging from A to Z.  This is a  a month long challenge to write a short story everyday and each day corresponding to the letter of the alphabet.  I have linked up the site - simply click on the name so that you might read any sort of short story from the huge line-up available.  The stories are supposed to be short so that many can be read, quickly.  Simply a titillation of talent.  Happy reading, and thank you for joining me.  







W for Walk in the Clouds

The digital thermometer on her computer said it was a warm 55 degrees at 8:00 am.  She was determined to add more exercise to her life, she wasn’t getting any younger but she could maintain her fitness! 

Hunching into her medium weight coat, she stuffed a pair of winter gloves into her pocket for “just in case”.   Smiling, she pulled the ski band over her head instead of the hat she had been wearing for the past few months.  Spring is here!  The days will become sun-filled tanning marathons.

Stepping out of the house, she is immediately taken back to her youth.  Those days when the warm air hit the snow piles of winter and filled the air with fog.  A mist so thick it left dewy droplets on your cheeks and eyelashes. 

Walking down the sidewalk she stretched her arms out and spun in circles, laughing.  She noticed she could barely see her fingertips. She stopped up short, peered backward toward the house.  The grandchildren would love this.

Storming back into the house, she called for the kids to don their coats and boots.  Hurry, she extolled them, hurry.  We want to capture the moment.  Imprint this in YOUR memories.  This is special.

The five of them poured out of the house.  The mist curling around them.  Enveloping.  Only the muffled sound of “ooh”  or “aah” was discernible within the thick fog. 

From across the yard they heard her call out, “Marco”.  Without a seconds hesitation, they knew the game was on.  “Polo” drifted across the yard from five separate locations.  Their voices muffled and fragmented they played outside until at last the sun burned up the last of the mist.

“Thank you Me-Maw.  Thank you for our walk in the clouds”  She smiled as she was hugged and kissed and thanked throughout the day.  It was a memory she would be able to call up long after they had grown.  She knew she would always be a part of each of them.

leigh

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

V is for Valorous


V is for Valorous

I have joined the group  "Blogging from A to Z.  This is a  a month long challenge to write a short story everyday and each day corresponding to the letter of the alphabet.  I have linked up the site - simply click on the name so that you might read any sort of short story from the huge line-up available.  The stories are supposed to be short so that many can be read, quickly.  Simply a titillation of talent.  Happy reading, and thank you for joining me.  My sister-in-law is writing under "Vicki's Place" currently her placement is #1259.  If you are catching this on my Facebook or as an e-mail follower my number is currently #1324.  (people drop out and the numbers contract) 







V is for Valorous

There have been scattered terrorists attacks on our country; The United States of America.  Initially, we were agape that anyone could have so much hate in them.  I am talking about the attacks on foreign soil, our Embassies.  The politics in those regions must be horrible to incite people to want to kill us.

We are America.  We stand for liberties and justice and especially FOR the People!  Why would other countries’ people hate us?  We try to help.  We, the people, try to help.  Actually, when help finally comes it is to the benefit of big business.  That aside, why HATE us so much?

Then came the bombings of the Twin Towers.  The World Trade Center.  Aghast wasn't the word used to describe how the country felt.  We were pissed.  That building may have held the largest, greediest, corporations in the world, but they were here on OUR soil. The collective thought, just as an ant colony, find those jerks and rip them apart!  And, finally we found their leader.  Rubbed out.  Extinguished.  Don’t mess with us, we can come together on some issues and this one is a biggie! 

Bombing the Boston Marathon.  You want to see old ladies with pitch forks out for revenge?!  You are so lucky the cops got to you first.  Just to prove how quickly this nation can become a UNION again – we will shut down the whole country if we have to just to find you, you little prick!  This is fair warning for anyone – ANY-$%#&ING-ONE!  Just watch how quickly we can become an army ant colony and march down your throat.  You may get us liberals with baseball bats, nerds with ninja stars, tea partiers with their semi-automatics, or your everyday hunter with their rifles.  Know this, we will hunt you like the smarmy, back biting, ungrateful people you are. 

We may have become the sleeping giant again.  We have allowed some greedy people to make millions off the sorrow of the minions.  We are no longer sleeping.  We will become valorous in our time of need.  See to your own.  Do not think sending bombs here will garner you any more money, food or empathy.  It will only piss us off and unite us further. 

leigh

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

U is for Universal



I have joined the group  "Blogging from A to Z.  This is a  a month long challenge to write a short story everyday and each day corresponding to the letter of the alphabet.  I have linked up the site - simply click on the name so that you might read any sort of short story from the huge line-up available.  The stories are supposed to be short so that many can be read, quickly.  Simply a titillation of talent.  Happy reading, and thank you for joining me.  My sister-in-law is writing under "Vicki's Place" currently her placement is #1259.  If you are catching this on my Facebook or as an e-mail follower my number is currently #1324.  (people drop out and the numbers contract) 







U is for Universal

We sat sipping our cocktails at the bar.  Catching up with old friends is absolutely the best thing to perk a girl up.  We had chatted about our lives, our children, our spouses, and the world in general. 

As I ordered us a second round, I slipped off my sweater.  My jacket was already on the back of an empty chair.
We had met during the war.  During the Great War.  Not on the same side of the battle.  Which makes our friendship even more odd.  And yet it has lasted most of our lives.  We meet once an  Earth year to catch up in person or rather “live”. 

The Great War, as it has become known as.  It was actually an inter-galactic war.  War of the worlds.  War of the beings.  War.  From my history books I know that the phrase “Was is Hell” was coined  back in 1863 by General William T Sherman from what was then known as The United States of America. 

Things aren’t as simple now.  But, war is still Hell! 
We met oddly.  It was a holiday every world is required to celebrate.  The Grand Union.  A universal celebration of the creation of the union.  A union of economics joining several galaxies.  It even included those barbarian wildings from the moons of Jupiter; Europa, Lo, Ganymede and Callisto.  Unusual “beings” indeed!  They were a frozen species from a frozen orb they called home.  But, I digress.  I had begun to tell you why there was a “celebration”. 

Out on patrol, on a forsaken planet, our flight tanker had been shot down.  Only one other, besides myself,  of my unit survived the crash.  Janelle was a spindly thing, she had enlisted the same time I had.  She was from a planet I only knew as B45.  They grew tall and thin.  Her skin, seemed to me, like tree bark.  With just the two of us alive, we had only each other for moral support.  We spoke using a vocal translator. She had put on the translator and told me her planet was lush and tropical.  I always imagined she must have had to grow so tall and leggy to get close to the sun.  By my calculations, we had been stranded for two Earth months. 

Our rations were low.  Quite literally, depleted.  By now I was certain she would survive her wounds, but I wasn’t certain either of us would ever survive that frozen planet.  Hunger drove me out of our cavern we had made into a shelter.  I fashioned rabbit-traps for whatever might stumble into them.  I foraged and fished.  I gathered berries and leaves. 

Upon returning to our hovel, I was met by another pair of eyes.  I dropped the frog-like thing I had fished out of the nearby river.  Stepping on its hind leg to keep it from hopping away, I brandished the pike I had fashioned.  Janelle held up a limb, halting me.

This new “being” was as different from Janelle as I was different from Janelle.  I was a medium sized female from Earth.  Janelle was a very tall female from B45.  I had heard of flight beings, but never seen one.  It has wings.  It was blue.  It was almost as big as my hand.  It had a unicorn horn sticking out of its forehead.  I was ready to step off the frog-thing and step on it. 

Janelle had the vocal translator on, “This is Dianthia, or at least that’s as close as I can get to saying her name.  She is a warrior from the planet Xellio.  At least that’s as close as I can get to saying her planet too.” 

“What the Hell?  Why is she here?  Here?!”  I could not believe Janelle would allow the enemy into our sanctuary.  She had let the blue beast into our safe haven.  My mind reeled.  Trying to think of where we would or could go to get away from the blue beast.  My pike was again at the ready. 

“She too is alone.  She is the only one left here.  They have all perished in this frozen forsaken land.  We have won our battle by default since the enemy cannot survive here, at least not for long.  She doesn't know why she lives.  She only knows that she is lonely.  She has been alone for about a month and known where we hid for most of that time.  She only just decided she had nothing to lose.  Waiting for you to leave, she snuck in here. Let her stay too.  She will go crazy and perish if we turn her out.” 

Of course I wanted proof.  I demanded to see her fallen comrades.  I wanted verification she was the last.  Eyeing the frog-thing I was standing on, she asked if we could eat first.  That was the start of our friendship.  Hardship.  Every year when we three regroup, we try to find a universal truth.

My face becomes flush and I fan myself.  Janelle laughs at me and begins to blossom.  The blue beast, Rhondu,  she begins to bloat much like someone had blown up a balloon.  Our universal truth.  A truth that is so on every planet in the universe.  We all move past those reproductive years.  All three of us mark the passage of time;  I have a hot flash,  Janelle experiences a blossom, and Rhondu bloats.   It doesn’t matter which planet you are from, our bodies mark the passage of time.

leigh